JUST WHO IN THE HELL IS RUNNING THIS PLACE?!

 Yep! Silver Onith at yer service! I'm your friendly neighborhood lunatic!

 Name: Well, if you must know (you nosey bastard), people like to call me Vickii. Although I did convince everyone for about 5 hours that my name was actually Chocolate Thun-da.

 Age: About as old as your dog before it dies from a tree raping squirell attack.

 Location: The buttcrack of hell. Hey, if there's an underside, why not a backside as well?!

 Bio: MEAT! *Shoves in* Magnus! Get outta here! I'm trying to do a bio here! *ahem* ... I'm your average crazy fangirl with an idiot problem. (I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.) I try not to abuse characters, but sometimes I can't help it! It's fun! I usually reside in the la-la land of my brain, as it's way less painful than having to deal with the idiots around me, which constantly reminds me why the human race is royally fucked. I consider myself an artisain, because i like creating. I write (I'm goin' for the novel! wish me luck!), I'm an acceptional artist (bringin' in that cash monay!), and kinda alright with clarinet and piano. (I can't read music worth a crap, but I can play pretty good by ear.) My immersion in anime and extended vocabulary makes me an alright actor (although I can't keep a poker face to save my life), and I could probably do voice acting. Right now i'm not in school, and studying for the GED (repeating 8th grade 2 1/2 times because of paperwork fuckups was not fun.) I also can do a few crafts (my grandma's craft club loves me to death.) when I try. I'm a nature person, and i'm likely to get pissed if you insult a bamboo stick by cutting it down, naming Claire, and having it laying around because you wanted one just because I was usuing one for my projects. (GLARES MURDEROUSLY AT LITTLE GIRL NEXT TO ME) My Aunt said I should have lived in the sixties, and she could totally imagine me being a flowerchild. I have a hemp bag, and i'm still amazed at the fact that hemp is made of weed. I have a BAG, made of WEED. How awesome is that?

 Likes: Silver haired men with fangs and claws, vampires, demons, werewolves, aliens, dragons, creatures of myth, furries, MEAT! (Yeah, i'm a carnivore. I have the semi-fangs and secondary canines to prove it.), pepsi (founder of pepsiholics anonymous), videogames, fanfiction, art, anime, clarinet, piano, blatant fangirlism, bishies, unconcious bishies, nature, archane prophecies, withcraft, experimenting with my multiple personalities, writing, brutally murdering annoying people, animals.

 Dislikes: The human condition, people in general, emoism, feeling like an emo or a goth, intentionally hurtful stereotypes, western society, religious freaks (except for Jemima's witnesses. Thier pancakes are awesome.), vampire hunters (except for D. He's cool.), annoying people, people who can't shut up, the abuse of electronics, people who are obsessed and get worked up over useess green pieces of paper and chunks of metal, whiny protagonists, antagonists who have never read the evil overlord list, unoriginal mary sues, bullshit, barney the evil purple gay dinosaur who is probably michael jackson inside the suit, excessive use of pink, overenthusiasm for the girly-girl lifestyle (I hope you all starve to death, or choke on pink glitter), ignoramuses, fucktards, bastards, bitches (except for the doggy type), and the collective human ignorance in general.

 Annoying factoid: My hair, when left alone and out of a binding, will eat itself and any approaching hairstylist. (Last time it was a HYOOOGE knot of a dreadlock about the size of a volleyball sticking out the back of my head. It took a week and an entire bottle of tylenol PM to get the damned thing out. My grandma cut herself several times on the hairs. It's tasted human blood! RUN BEFORE IT DEVOURS EVERYONE! Well...that doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually... *daydreams of massacre*